You don’t love coup, but you enjoyed watchin MC Oluomo threaten a whole tribe in Lagos for your candidate and actually carried out the threats.
You don’t like coup, but you loved thousands of blurred election results from various pollin units that were doctored in favor of your candidate almost all over the country.
You don’t like coup, but loved when INEC officials were dumpin PVCs in drainage and forests in regions where your candidate is unpopular.
You hate coup, but love voters suppression and intimidation so long as it favors your candidate.
You dislike coup, but was very happy to hear that IREV was switched off during the election so results won’t be transmitted in real time so they can be manipulated for your candidate.
You don’t love coup, but you enjoyed watchin Mahmood Yakubu continued to collate fake election results even when asked not to continue in error by well meanin Nigerians.
You hate coup, but had orgasm when Mahmood Yakubu announced your candidate as the election winner at a wee hour of the morning when millions of Nigerians were still asleep, even though your candidate did not meet the election requirements to be declared a winner, like 25% in the FCT.
Now you see, you don’t really hate coup in the real sense of it, you simply hate to see those in uniform carry out one, but love when your candidate is the beneficiary of a coup like the one that was carried out on Feb 25th this year.
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